The clauses which detail Kris Kringle under the North Pole Act of 1436.
Clause 1, Subsection A states that: Saint Nicholas must manufacture a wide variety of games, tools, and miscellaneous objects for children under the age of 12 in all countries of the world.
Clause 1, Subsection B states that: Saint Nicholas must do so for eternity, without pay, and must aquire the following traits: Obesity, A long white beard, a red suit, a fondness for burnt cookies and warm milk.
Clause 1, Subsection A states that: Saint Nicholas must manufacture a wide variety of games, tools, and miscellaneous objects for children under the age of 12 in all countries of the world.
Clause 1, Subsection B states that: Saint Nicholas must do so for eternity, without pay, and must aquire the following traits: Obesity, A long white beard, a red suit, a fondness for burnt cookies and warm milk.
Evil Little Boy: "Where are my presents?"
Mom: "You were naughty this year, so Santa didn't bring you any."
Evil Little Boy: "Na-uh! According to Clause 1, Subsection A and B, of the Santa Clauses, Santa is required to bring me my demanded presents!"
Mom: "You were naughty this year, so Santa didn't bring you any."
Evil Little Boy: "Na-uh! According to Clause 1, Subsection A and B, of the Santa Clauses, Santa is required to bring me my demanded presents!"
by Assasinof6 March 12, 2010
Gent 1:Aye chap, why you always have to wail on me. I'd much rather prefer a santa clause.
Gent 2:Righto
Gent 2:Righto
by shib January 26, 2005
by JJ June 30, 2004
Child: Mommy Santa Clause visited me last night. Mom: What did he bring you? Child: He called it a hand job!
by TheKamiSama0 October 14, 2012
Clones of Saint Nicholas who run the streets of many big citys. Recently found to belong to a secretive cocaine operation gang. It is also possible to find them in department stores. They consist of men who have little or no money.
by WIGGITY WACK January 7, 2004
When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.
by erferfin February 12, 2022
by Most palone April 3, 2019