For My Beloved Actor, Russel Crowe, on His 51st Birthday
Not that I've seen you
Not that I've known you
But the happiest birthday, I wish you
As this is the way I know you:
You are a vivid dream in " A Beautiful Mind"
You are a " Man of Steel" in a " Broken City"
You are "Robin Hood" for " Les Miserables"
You are a " Gladiator" in a " State of Play"
You are " Cinerella Man" in " A Good Year"
You are "The Insider" in "L.A. Confidential"
You are " Proof of Life" in a " Body of Lies"
You are an " American Gangster" on " 3:10 to Yuma"
Who is all "Tenderness" while " Breaking Up"
But " Master and Commander" " The Next Three Days" when " Heaven's Burning"
And then again who is " The Water Diviner" but you,
To save all living things, as did " Noah"?
So you see I know you, though I haven't seen you!
And this I have written for Charly and Tennyson
To read on cold days as a " Winter's Tale"
For their kids to be proud of you
And love you as I do!
With your bow and arrow
One day you aimed at my heart, Russel Crowe
As did Cupid,
And got the poet out of me,
So let me enjoy the honor, Sir
To call you Robin Russel Hood!
Afrooz Jafarinoor
April 7, 2015
Iran
Not that I've seen you
Not that I've known you
But the happiest birthday, I wish you
As this is the way I know you:
You are a vivid dream in " A Beautiful Mind"
You are a " Man of Steel" in a " Broken City"
You are "Robin Hood" for " Les Miserables"
You are a " Gladiator" in a " State of Play"
You are " Cinerella Man" in " A Good Year"
You are "The Insider" in "L.A. Confidential"
You are " Proof of Life" in a " Body of Lies"
You are an " American Gangster" on " 3:10 to Yuma"
Who is all "Tenderness" while " Breaking Up"
But " Master and Commander" " The Next Three Days" when " Heaven's Burning"
And then again who is " The Water Diviner" but you,
To save all living things, as did " Noah"?
So you see I know you, though I haven't seen you!
And this I have written for Charly and Tennyson
To read on cold days as a " Winter's Tale"
For their kids to be proud of you
And love you as I do!
With your bow and arrow
One day you aimed at my heart, Russel Crowe
As did Cupid,
And got the poet out of me,
So let me enjoy the honor, Sir
To call you Robin Russel Hood!
Afrooz Jafarinoor
April 7, 2015
Iran
by A Persian Fan May 28, 2015
russell crowe is the sexiest man alive
by sf August 14, 2004
by returnfrom86 August 1, 2005
A great act; something so inconrehinsibly incredible that no other words cna be used to describe it.
by 4g3nt_Smith June 15, 2004
A mentally deficient australian actor more widely known for picking fights everywhere he goes than his acting. A scrouder. Was born in New Zealand but officially disowned by the general public and sent to Australia.
Russel Crowe is a scrouter.
What?! Since when was Russel Crowe considered a heart throb? He's such a scrouder!
What?! Since when was Russel Crowe considered a heart throb? He's such a scrouder!
by The Nefarious Alex June 7, 2005
MY OFFICIAL BABYMAKER. SOMETIMES I DO MY GOOSE AND PRETEND ITS HIM. HES NOT DRUNK ALL THE TIME YOU UGLY FUCKS. GO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE OF LONLINESs.
by blue eyes white dragon January 20, 2005
A mentally deficient australian actor more widely known for picking fights everywhere he goes than his acting. A scrouder. Was born in New Zealand but officially disowned by the general public and sent to Australia.
Russell Crowe is a scrouter.
What?! Since when was Russell Crowe considered a heart throb? He's such a scrouder!
What?! Since when was Russell Crowe considered a heart throb? He's such a scrouder!
by The Nefarious Alex July 24, 2005