Diarrhea where each step results in an additional shart.
Wife: What the hell happened to your boxers and pants?

Husband: Your mother's cooking gave me the Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps. Those last few steps on the way to the bathroom were brutal. Good thing I was wearing socks.
by HymieG December 31, 2011
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The grotesque smell after a male takes his penis out of the women vaginal canal.
Zach brown took his dick out of a busted female and her vagina smelled like johnny rotten crotch. As Cam watched he yelled “Damn bro, that’s a Johnny rotten crotch.”
by Rotten Johnny June 12, 2019
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An absolute Mad Lad, the lead singer of the fantastic punk rock band The Sex Pistols, an anarchist,he believes that you shouldn't care what people think about you, because you're not doing it for them.
Me: Have you ever heard of Johnny Rotten?
You:Hell yeah!
by The real Sid Vicious November 30, 2019
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