ugly, anoxeric, transexual, whore, who shouldn't have married kenny chesney, bad actress, has a chode, and just down right sucks
Renee zellweger is a man!
by Bamababe June 12, 2005
Get the Renée Zellwegermug. CRAZY events happen so much that people who hear go
"ONLY RENÉE!!!"
As with most things in "Renée's" life, there are situations she walks into, that make people laugh when they hear about them, as if she telling some kind of joke. The thing is, it's the furthest thing from a laugh... ironic and unbelievable as they may sound, they are true accounts of her life. They may seem to be quite fictional and maybe even funny when You hear about them... just try to remember they are serious as a heart attack for her! They've come very close to taking her life!
"ONLY RENÉE!!!"
As with most things in "Renée's" life, there are situations she walks into, that make people laugh when they hear about them, as if she telling some kind of joke. The thing is, it's the furthest thing from a laugh... ironic and unbelievable as they may sound, they are true accounts of her life. They may seem to be quite fictional and maybe even funny when You hear about them... just try to remember they are serious as a heart attack for her! They've come very close to taking her life!
"YO, Did you hear what happened?"
"Nah... what?"
"Dude, Renée was walking in from her car in the parking lot for her shift at Lowe's (Home Improvement), and just as she was about to reach the fire lane, right outside the main entrance, dude, SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR ... being driven...
Get this....
By the LOSS PREVENTION MANAGER (LP/Safety) of the store!!!!"
"WTF...? Are you serious...?"
"Dead serious man... yo I swear... Only Renée !"
"Nah... what?"
"Dude, Renée was walking in from her car in the parking lot for her shift at Lowe's (Home Improvement), and just as she was about to reach the fire lane, right outside the main entrance, dude, SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR ... being driven...
Get this....
By the LOSS PREVENTION MANAGER (LP/Safety) of the store!!!!"
"WTF...? Are you serious...?"
"Dead serious man... yo I swear... Only Renée !"
by ReneeTheG March 21, 2017
Get the Only Renéemug. by uwiehfuiegiqgh May 18, 2011
Get the Laurence Renémug. Marie-Renée is a sexy, modern, multi-tasking, great dancer french girl. She's sophisticated, yet simple and is not intimidated by the fact that her name doesn't sound English at all. AKA as MR.
That girl is Marie-Renée-esque.
What are you doing tonight, are you Marie-Renée-ing? (Doing something awesome, everyone is jealous about?)
What are you doing tonight, are you Marie-Renée-ing? (Doing something awesome, everyone is jealous about?)
by Drew-in February 04, 2010
Get the Marie-Renéemug. by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005
Get the Renée Zellwegermug. by Chrispybitch June 10, 2019
Get the dirty renémug. by lola1 December 03, 2007
Get the Renée Zellwegermug.