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My recent ex 

FUCKING BITCH FUCK THAT BITCH SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR AND DIED AND THEN SHE CAUGHT CANCER STUPID BITCH FUCK AND THEN A FUCKING PLANE CRASHED ON HER BITCH ASS AND THE PLANE WAS A BOMB AND THERE WAS A TERRORIST WITH A CHAINSAW AND THE CHAINSAW HAD A FUCKING GUN (horror movie sound plays) AND I RAN UP AND STARTED SHOOTING THAT BITCH *Starts crying* FUCKING BITCH MAN FUCK
Your friend: Hey bro what happened between you and Your recent ex

You: THAT FUCKING BITCH My recent ex is a TOTAL FUCKING BITCH FUCK HER
My recent ex by YRGkami June 10, 2019

involuntary reexamination of recent food choices 

to throw up

which sux
ever notice u cry when u do that?

blah that sucks ass big time
involuntary reexamination of recent food choices

dude u dont need to sound smart just say "GO GET ME SOME DAMN COLD MEDS SO I CAN SLEEP THIS OFF"

like my recent 

An expression used, typically by popular young women, to indicate a desire for one's recently uploaded Instagram photo(s) to be liked by his or her peers. The phrase is most prevalently used as the caption for a Snapchat story, but it is also used in conversation, via both verbal communication and instant message.
Jenna takes a group photo of her and her friends on the beach, and posts it on her Snapchat story.
Jenna: "like my recent :))"

get at my recent

to like a most recent post
get at my recent by uccers January 21, 2019

Throw Recent

When someone posts pictures from a vacation or event that happened recently and labels them as a "throwback".
Coined by TikTok creator gabrielletomm
A: Did you see Karen's pics from the vacation she took last week with the #throwback tag?
B: Yeah, more like a throw recent.
Throw Recent by gonzagafan July 21, 2021

get at my recent

to like a persons most recent post on instagram
get at my recent!
sure i’ll go like it now
get at my recent by uccers January 21, 2019