smellier than

one who ranks
My feet are ranker than my ass.

My ass is ranker than putrid herring mashed with elderberries in a goose liver paste.

Ranker ranked Randy reffing abilities.
by Insufficient Postage April 29, 2006
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A slang term for a cannibis smoking device, usually referred to as a bong.
Hey man let's go for a smoke I got the Ranker
by Rankerman November 26, 2009
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A person who ranks pain, like BLew and Jay.
“What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a pain ranker, I rank pain.”
by PersonWhoIsntGoingToHeaven January 17, 2021
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Why, you don't know the Filthy Ranker? She has 4000 other names, too. She is a ghost of the court who will suck you off during trial. This generally concludes in a guilty plea and a guilty please.
"I'm not guilty! I didn't beat that man with a crowbar fourty-three times before biting his feet and dipping them in acid. Acid to take for myself, that is. But it doesn't matter, it didn't happen! It was A Filthy Ranker!"
by MorrowMorrow November 10, 2021
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Someone who discredits a person, product, statement opinion or finding with a biased rating or vote out of pure spite.
"Spite-Rankers like to give negative ratings to people that they dislike."
by Shrapnoid May 14, 2007
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a person that queefs while on top of your boyfriend while he's eating a peanut butter and fish sandwich your mother made him after wiping the sweat from underneath her backfat
Jenny and Carolina are such farthy rankers!
by pablo guccierez August 24, 2008
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