Quiche

A white substance typically found in white peoples' hair.

Black Nigga: "Man what the... BILLY! You got fucking Quiche in your hair!"
Billy: "Bro I swear its snow!!!"

by YoooItsIgnac June 30, 2016

Quiche

Pie-like dish made with eggs, and followed by spinach, mushrooms or some other filling.

I don't like eggs so I guess I won't be having quiche for dinner.

by Saints October 17, 2003

Quiche

A food primarily eaten by fake men.

Real men don't eat quiche.

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

Quiche

slang for fat person, normally used to describe an over-weight female

"She's alright for a quiche!"

"I wouldn't mind doing a quiche, just for the craic"

"Carl pulled an absolute quiche last night!"

by Martymaterazzi March 3, 2009

Quiche

a queer version of a diche

oh my gosh he is such a quiche. wow and i thought queers werent dishes?!

by sHANNONNNN September 13, 2005

Quiche

(n.) a man with dark skin

(n.) what white people say when they are too afraid to say "Black person" for fear they will get the sh*t beat out of them

- dude, there's so much quiche in this club
- yeah, the quiche are takin all our women

by Shockey May 13, 2005

Quiche

A pie, designed specifically for the southern shandy drinking ponce.

by guru July 17, 2003