Quiche

A white substance typically found in white peoples' hair.
Black Nigga: "Man what the... BILLY! You got fucking Quiche in your hair!"
Billy: "Bro I swear its snow!!!"
by YoooItsIgnac June 30, 2016
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Quiche

Pie-like dish made with eggs, and followed by spinach, mushrooms or some other filling.
I don't like eggs so I guess I won't be having quiche for dinner.
by Saints October 17, 2003
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Quiche

A food primarily eaten by fake men.
Real men don't eat quiche.
by Evil Zak July 26, 2003
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Quiche

slang for fat person, normally used to describe an over-weight female
"She's alright for a quiche!"

"I wouldn't mind doing a quiche, just for the craic"

"Carl pulled an absolute quiche last night!"
by Martymaterazzi March 03, 2009
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Quiche

oh my gosh he is such a quiche. wow and i thought queers werent dishes?!
by sHANNONNNN September 13, 2005
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Quiche

(n.) a man with dark skin

(n.) what white people say when they are too afraid to say "Black person" for fear they will get the sh*t beat out of them
- dude, there's so much quiche in this club
- yeah, the quiche are takin all our women
by Shockey May 13, 2005
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Quiche

A pie, designed specifically for the southern shandy drinking ponce.
by guru July 17, 2003
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