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Putin

Noun, a guy who, if you believe "the news", is either All-Powerful or All-Stoopid, both loves and hates America at the same time, Is so clever that he's responsible for the death of every random kitten and grandma on earth, and so stupid that he won't roll-over for Imperialist-Atlanticists like every other post-soviet republic. Both was and was not "head of the KGB." Both is and is not Yeltsins bestist-bud. Is at the same time loved and hated by every Russian. Is somehow the boss of every hacker/doxxer/troll on the planet. Is Trumps lover, despite Trump massively increasing sanctions. ACTUALLY fights ISIS.
Whhhagh!! Mummy!!? The Putin ate my puppy...!
by voshkod September 14, 2021
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Putin

Kiss my putin.
by Ace4077 November 20, 2019
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Putin

You: "Hey did you hear what Putin said?"
Other: "No dude."
You: "Huh, guess you were to busy PUTIN THESE BALLS IN YOU MOUTH!"
Putin
Thats How You Use It! (UP)
by Praise_Thy_Lord May 22, 2021
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Putin

1. The current president of the Russian Federation
2. Not the French word for 'fuck' - Putin sounds like poutain, which is actually the word for whore/prostitute, though it is used frequently as an epithet like 'fuck' is.
1. Valdimir Putin was on TV today discussing Chechnya
2. "Poutain! J'ai casse ma jambe"
by Shorty Mushroomhead January 13, 2007
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Putin

Putin is a old world leader who is basically bald. Oh, and he nukes innocents.
Oh no! It's Putin, the old world leader who is bald!

Since were in Ukraine, will he nukes us?

Yeah, because he is too bald.

Then we need to leave!
by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022
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Putin

You you love that guy so much you are putin
by Truthteller2016politics October 27, 2016
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Putin

"Hey what are you doing in the bafroom?"
"I'm Putin!"
"Where?"
"Russia!"
by Rhenthalin April 26, 2007
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