by Lil dumb joy October 24, 2018
When somebody reaches down their pants, rubs their hand around on their privates and brings it back up to their nose for a sniff. Usually checking to see if their balls need a cleaning before going out for the night
"Bro, did you just see that?"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"
by Chuckster2020 February 5, 2010
A quick inconspicuous phrase to alert your friends of the pressence of a suspicious looking/acting character.
in other words - 'lets get out of here'
in other words - 'lets get out of here'
Out shopping with friends you notice a stranger eyeing off your handbags but your friends are too distracted to notice....
friend - "do you think this dress will look good with my red heels?"
you - "purple monkey dishwasher!!!!"
friend - "do you think this dress will look good with my red heels?"
you - "purple monkey dishwasher!!!!"
by R'ee July 22, 2006
A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.
“Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”
by Bill Sampson, Esq. October 18, 2008
The act of smoking a cigarette and just before your done you light another cigarette using the cherry from the first cigarette then smoke the second one.
Looks like our smoke break is a extended today. Plenty of time for a double header purple monkey fuck.
by fLeers March 17, 2013
Useful Insult, particulary useful when a slur of any kind will get you into deep !%#% (like when you are talking to someone of another race/creed/religion/sex)
If the person takes offense and reports you they will "just look a bit mad".
If the person takes offense and reports you they will "just look a bit mad".
Annoying useless whinger: "You have no taste, not even a dog would go out with you" OR "You wanker, arsehole, drug pushing pimp, skank"
You: "Shut-up you Purple Dishwasher Monkey"
Annoying useless whinger: "I hate you... (thinking) how dare you call me that... (thinking really hard, you have left by now)... what did they say?"
You: "Shut-up you Purple Dishwasher Monkey"
Annoying useless whinger: "I hate you... (thinking) how dare you call me that... (thinking really hard, you have left by now)... what did they say?"
by well read March 26, 2005
A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.
by smallpurpleflyingmonkey August 14, 2015