by flubber May 20, 2005
Also known as "Spain's Taint", this lacluster mediterranian country is rarely displayed on maps, due to it's offensive shape. It's crude inhabitants, who gather food and hunt using rudimentary stone tools, shun outsiders for their glittery appearance and fancy book-learnin'. This practice has probably led to the famous portuguese saying, "It's better to shit in a hole in the ground than to be educated".
Also known for their putrid odor and terrible manners, this mysterious race of inbred hillfolk is thought to have descended from a tribe of half-retarded apes more than 35 years ago.
Fun Fact! - Did you know that Portugal's most beloved and famous citizen Chris Burke (you may remember him as "Corky" on the sitcom Life Goes On) recieved his nation's highest award for intellectual achievement in recognition of his breakthrough treatise "Why cookies are good"?
Also known for their putrid odor and terrible manners, this mysterious race of inbred hillfolk is thought to have descended from a tribe of half-retarded apes more than 35 years ago.
Fun Fact! - Did you know that Portugal's most beloved and famous citizen Chris Burke (you may remember him as "Corky" on the sitcom Life Goes On) recieved his nation's highest award for intellectual achievement in recognition of his breakthrough treatise "Why cookies are good"?
by The Goddess Bunny July 17, 2008
"Dude we been driving hours to see this lab. Are you sure we are even in Spain?"
"Nah man, we crossed into the gay region two hours ago, we're in Portugal"
"Nah man, we crossed into the gay region two hours ago, we're in Portugal"
by Bad Boy Vee February 22, 2009
by privvet_polz March 22, 2005
Portugal is like the Rhode Island of Europe. All it does is keep dirt out of the penis that is Spain.
by Rockefeller Jones November 30, 2010
Portugal is a great country who got mad that they got ban from the spice trade so they went around Africa to get them spices from India.
Now and days Portugal is broke and now relays on sucking the EU/Germany dick for money.
Now and days Portugal is broke and now relays on sucking the EU/Germany dick for money.
Guy 1: I'm from Portugal
Guy 2: that's cool aren't they broke
Guy 1: yes but we're doing okay
Guy 2: By okay you mean sucking EU/Germany dick for money
Guy 1:...
Guy 2: that's cool aren't they broke
Guy 1: yes but we're doing okay
Guy 2: By okay you mean sucking EU/Germany dick for money
Guy 1:...
by it.tas.com March 18, 2021
portugal..often forgotten, but LADIES, you will find the BEST MEN in Portugal- charming, friendly, and seductive. Surely the only men who havent forgotten what "romance" was all about.
Besides that...portugal is the most chilled laid back country in Europe, explaining why its fall behind economically...
it has the friendliest people in all of Europe
Is a country definately worth visiting and falling in love with
Besides that...portugal is the most chilled laid back country in Europe, explaining why its fall behind economically...
it has the friendliest people in all of Europe
Is a country definately worth visiting and falling in love with
Portuguese men have broken my heart one too many times...but I still love them.
But portuguese is a funny and wierd language
But portuguese is a funny and wierd language
by brrrr February 26, 2005