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A beautiful country, it's small but a lot to discover, the food is delicious, people and women are gorgeous, it's basically a very healthy place to live in.

A great country to live without hassle from the cities or pollution.

One last thing, every Portuguese is proud of being from Portugal, the one who said "Portuguese wish they'd be Spanish" it's complete bull-crap.

Spain is a wonderful country too, I love it, but Andorra even more because I went there for vacation when I was a kid and it's awesome when it's the season of snow.
Portugal isn't a big country but it's excellent for a great lifestyle, and healthy food, plus other things which people like a lot.
by André SM November 02, 2010
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is a small country on the westernmost point of Europe continente. Well known for it's good and tasty food, rich cultural traditions, fado music, sea delights, sardinha, tolerate immigration law, too low salaries, genuine Porto wine, strong football teams and superb quality coffe and haxixe.
Only in Portugal you can see so deep blue sky
by ianmar November 08, 2007
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best import/export/produce is GORGEOUS MEN! Especially the islands like Madeira+Porto Santo. Its paradise visually for us ladies!!!!
When I visited Portugal, it was the first time I wanted to do multiple dating
by brrrr March 05, 2005
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The country where I can proudly say, my dad is from. Great beaches and waters you will ever see in your life. Great food, plus good looking people. Everybody should go there at some point in thier lives (I want to)
I am so glad to have family from portugal
by DizzyLizzy February 15, 2007
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it is the greatest country in existance and produces the best soccer wine food bitches agriculture and most of all you wont find any one as proud as a portuguese person. italians and greeks only wish they could b as great as us.
portugal is the best country and nevr cheated against ne1 in euro the greeks paid off the refs.
by Manuel March 16, 2005
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A place with the best beaches, people and wine... Also a place very hated by a few jealous countries such as spain it seems.. . Tough luck :P
Spanish noob: "OMG PORTUGAL CHEATED IN EURO!!!"
Portugal dood: "No dood, spain just sucked too much :)"
by Just someone May 11, 2005
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The most unique country EVER. Here in Portugal we've got everything: Nice tasting wine, football addicts, hot women, citizens who still have pride in their country, tasers banned in prisons, weak drug laws, a shitload of debt, incompetent politicians, lovely beaches, music festivals with crowds who just can't stop singing, city mayors who walk around in the middle of citizens like regular people, a lot of history, intelligent people, a new clone of an american TV series every Sunday, TV programming consisting mostly of soap operas and schedule filling Morning/Afternoon talk-ish shows, celebrities that actually give a fuck about their fans, a huge bunch of people who use accents instead of apostrophes in every word that ends with an "s" to pretend they know English, nice people, citizens who tolerate all crap from the government but don't do anything, and way more.

In conclusion, Portugal is an AWESOME country and you should come spend your vacations here.
Guy #1:"Hey, so shall we go to Spain this time?"

Guy #2:"Bullfighting sucks, sleeping during the day sucks, and everyone goes there. Let's go to Portugal and buy LSD at the nearest disco club while having crazy one night stands with the hottest ladies in Europe and then go sleep in a comfortable hotel where you're a client and not just a number!"
by Shottenheimer April 28, 2011
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