A country in Europe. Some dude from spain was like FUCK THIS SHIT, and took a part of spain and made it his own country.
by Os Rei May 3, 2010
Portugal is the most beautiful contry in the world with tons of sexy men all over the place. It is known for breathing,eating, and sleeping football....it has some of the best players in Europe.
now what the f*** is ur problem? mad because ur team didnt get as far as Portugal did in the Euro? seriously shut the hell up and get a f'ing life.
by Gabi - forca portugal!!! March 18, 2005
A place with the best beaches, people and wine... Also a place very hated by a few jealous countries such as spain it seems.. . Tough luck :P
Spanish noob: "OMG PORTUGAL CHEATED IN EURO!!!"
Portugal dood: "No dood, spain just sucked too much :)"
Portugal dood: "No dood, spain just sucked too much :)"
by Just someone May 11, 2005
where you can find the most gorgeous guys in all europe. the best surfers and skaters (and the best good looking ones!)
by gOx March 23, 2005
The oldest country in Europe. The european country with most hours of sunlight per annum. The least polluted country in europe. The only country in Europe to have never been conquered by another country. The country that invented globalisation. One of the richest countries in the world in terms of reserves. The biggest country in Europe if you consider maritime size. The first country to spread it's language to countries in another continent. Some actually say that spanish derived from portuguese. A country where almost all citizens can speak english. A country that rather pretend to be stupid and be smart than to pretend to be smart and actually be stupid. Portugal and England have the oldest alliance between two countries to date. A country that practically owned half of the world through the treaty of tordesillas. A country with one of the most vast and tasty culinary in the world. A country with one of the most healthiest climate on earth. A country with only 10 million people but have thrown recently to the world some of the best football players and coaches. A country that planted their own language to countries in all continents. Portugal has the best surfing wave in Europe 'Supertubos'. The country where Christopher Columbus spend all his life and studied (some believe he was actually portuguese). The country that is in the centre of the world map.
by SirJoe76 July 10, 2013
The place where I am proud to say, my very first ancestors came from. I am proud to say that my acient history is Portuguese. I first came from Portugal a long time ago. I am proud to be Portuguese! If you are Irish or Scottish, you are Ibeaian. That is why I am Portuguese. If you are Irish or Scottish, you are either Spanish, or Portuguese, or even both! So, I am going to say this to all of the Irish and Scottish people. Listen now. You are special people. you all came from Portugal and Spain and you should be proud! You are all Portuguese. And Spanish, of course. I am proud to have originated in Portugal.
Hi, I am Irish. Wow, thats cool! Did you know that that would make you Portuguese? Cool, huh! Btw, I am not making this up. I saw this on Wikipedia, and the Washington post. All the Irish and the Scotts are from Portugal. Or Spain.
by someguywhoplaysbytherules May 20, 2007
A beach close to Spain. Mostly populated by a race of small people with very short legs which don't support them very well.
When they try to play games, such as football, they fall over a lot.
They cry when they get up off the floor and realise they haven't got a penalty, the ref didn't help them this time and they've lost again.
When they try to play games, such as football, they fall over a lot.
They cry when they get up off the floor and realise they haven't got a penalty, the ref didn't help them this time and they've lost again.
Portugal cheated against England and Holland and lost twice to Greece. They have never won a major tournament and are never likely to.
by Rui Caralho July 9, 2004