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A small country on the western most part of Europe. The portuguese men suffer from small-country-syndrome A.K.A. small-pecker-syndrome. All they know how to talk about is soccer although they play with no shoes.
Portugal suffers from small-country-syndrome.
by VinLova January 22, 2008
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Also known as "Spain's Taint", this lacluster mediterranian country is rarely displayed on maps, due to it's offensive shape. It's crude inhabitants, who gather food and hunt using rudimentary stone tools, shun outsiders for their glittery appearance and fancy book-learnin'. This practice has probably led to the famous portuguese saying, "It's better to shit in a hole in the ground than to be educated".
Also known for their putrid odor and terrible manners, this mysterious race of inbred hillfolk is thought to have descended from a tribe of half-retarded apes more than 35 years ago.

Fun Fact! - Did you know that Portugal's most beloved and famous citizen Chris Burke (you may remember him as "Corky" on the sitcom Life Goes On) recieved his nation's highest award for intellectual achievement in recognition of his breakthrough treatise "Why cookies are good"?
I'd rather suck a bag of dicks than go to Portugal!

by The Goddess Bunny July 17, 2008
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a cozy little Spanish province that's been fighting for independence ever since 1143.
Portugal? meh, it's cute, I guess.
by privvet_polz March 22, 2005
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"Dude we been driving hours to see this lab. Are you sure we are even in Spain?"

"Nah man, we crossed into the gay region two hours ago, we're in Portugal"
by Bad Boy Vee February 22, 2009
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The most disgusting country in the world.
Full of theives and slimy, scummy men.
Home to idiots that love to rob your villa's contents and take advantage of you because you are an innocent tourist on holiday. The people that live there are poor and see you as an easy target because they have nothing themselves and have never worked a day in their life. They make me want to be physically sick.
never go to portugal. the people cant be trusted.
by hails. July 27, 2006
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Portugal is like the Rhode Island of Europe. All it does is keep dirt out of the penis that is Spain.
by Rockefeller Jones November 29, 2010
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