The act in which you pull ur cock out of a chicks ass and you find that it has become a bloody shitsicle
Dude i just had the worst experience with a porter last night.
The porter i got from this chick smelled funny.
The porter i got from this chick smelled funny.
by Bloodstain August 23, 2005
A very small town. Great people.. Mostly. But that's about it. There is nothing to do. There's a park. Woo fun.. And two convenience stores that close at like 10 o'clock. Not very convenient. Has a small school, with only like 600 kids Pre-K thru 12...
Other than that, pretty sweet little town, but every town has its secrets...
Other than that, pretty sweet little town, but every town has its secrets...
Porter, Oklahoma
by xxtoxicxxchickxx October 17, 2011
This is a man who loves feet. Especially toes, foot fungus, and athlete's foot. He has a small pp but it is okay because he doesn't jerk off, he runs his feet.
by Bigfacts1p1 December 18, 2019
A low unintelligent life form who uses Grammarly to spell hi he is the bro but is a bit of a saffa and cannot be trusted with ur mom anyhow he plays football is pretty tall and wears kyrie 2 but doesn't play basketball like what do u mean they are a basketball shoe like give em to me fam anyways porter is a mindless saffa
by GANGNIGA July 31, 2019
A very lonely and neglected child who remains neglected throughout their adult life. Usually bullied by others about it.
by VictorianKid64 September 22, 2011
An absolute loser. Will annoy you to death about anything that theese people can get their grubby hands on. Do not interact with theese people they are very salty and annoying.
Porter is a homosexual.
by King Koolaid Rool January 31, 2019
(verb) When you are having sex and then your partner's dad walks in and makes you suck his dick before he goes to work.
by Your dad is hella cute June 13, 2018