ponch

To aggitate in liquid with a stick/spoon/other implement.

"I just need to ponch this tea bag a bit more to get a nice strong brew."

"My gran never had a washing machine. She used to have to ponch all her clothes."

by Jennifer Straw November 10, 2006

ponch

Ponch is the term used when you eat and poo at the same time. poo + lunch = pounch

i where so stressed and late for work today that i had to take a ponch to make in in for work in time

by Superheron June 15, 2011

ponch

a person who fails to meet even the basest of expectations.

Anthony didn't show up? He's such a ponch.

by HerbertAndGladys November 14, 2006

Ponch

While having sex, you get a poncho and suffacate and kill your partner. (can be mixed with fencing!!!)

I am going to ponch you after school biatch!!!

by A-non-a-mouse March 25, 2004

ponch

a word referring to the female genetalia

"i was burryin' ponch alllll night long"

by Anonymous December 9, 2002

Headless Ponch

To win or achieve greatness despite circumstances which would normal prevent one to do so (this originated from a season 1 Robot Chicken segment titled '3 Fast 3 Furious which satired both Cannonball run and Fast/Furious movies - The world's most famous cars-from KITT to the Batmobile to the General Lee-race against each other. In the segment Ponch and Jon from the series 'Chips' are part of the race. In a freak accident Ponch is decapitated. Despite having no head, Ponch wins the race.

"Fucking pulls off a headless ponch last night! Pukes on himself, busts up his head, and still manages to score that hot little skank!"

by kennyactionfigure November 23, 2012

Canadian Ponch

A derogatory term for Alex Trebek.

Sean Connery: Oh I'll bet you do you Canadian Ponch.

by Blgan August 4, 2011