by graterthanyou1 May 30, 2008
The police are hired to protect the community. Police officers work hard and recieve modest pay to help the community. Despite that, many people treat them with disrespect and look down on them because of the few crooked cops, yet there are bad members of any group or organization. The police generally have to handle idiots that shouldn't be within a mile of a weapon, the people that cause gun-control laws to be established. They work to get rid of drunk idiots, especially ones that are driving 2-ton vehicles at 70 mph. Police officers educate children about safety, they save the lives of many people and put their lives on the line to control disorder. Some people (mainly thugs) hate police officers, they generally spit on them and call them pigs when they don't realize that they would probably be brutally murdured if there were no police. Others don't follow laws because they don't think it applies to them if they think it is a dumb law. There are bad members of the police force, but there are much more good honest police that work hard to help others and the community.
Idiot: Yo, what the fuck, damn pigs.
Smart Person: Shut up, you blatant idiot. Do you understand what cops have to go through and how hard they work to make sure idiots like you aren't killed?
Idiot: Shut the fuck up man, what if there were no police! That would be awesome.
Smart Person: You really are scum, you do realize what life would be like without police?
Smart Person: Shut up, you blatant idiot. Do you understand what cops have to go through and how hard they work to make sure idiots like you aren't killed?
Idiot: Shut the fuck up man, what if there were no police! That would be awesome.
Smart Person: You really are scum, you do realize what life would be like without police?
by Jag140 July 19, 2011
A person who protects people from criminals and constantly gets disrespected by people who can't learn from their first arrest and watch too much hip-hop/rap/gangster shit.
Person 1: Yes! Finally! I'm out of jail! now..I gotta start smoking weed again.
*8 minutes later*
Person 1: ahhh..weed..
Cops: *kicks down door* POLICE! SEARCH WARRANT!!!
One of the Cops: You're under arrest for possession of marijuana.
Person 1: I DIDN'T DO SHIT! POLICE BRUTALITY! *takes last puff* HARASSMENT!
*8 minutes later*
Person 1: ahhh..weed..
Cops: *kicks down door* POLICE! SEARCH WARRANT!!!
One of the Cops: You're under arrest for possession of marijuana.
Person 1: I DIDN'T DO SHIT! POLICE BRUTALITY! *takes last puff* HARASSMENT!
by Authority May 26, 2007
A hard working, low paying job that is usually misunderstood. Police officers probably work harder and longer then any other job and still have very little respect.
Police: Do you know why i pulled you over
Driver: Yeah, cus u had nothin else to do but drink beer and eat donuts
Police: Sir have you been drinking tonight
Driver: Yeah, cus u had nothin else to do but drink beer and eat donuts
Police: Sir have you been drinking tonight
by Police Patrol July 11, 2008
by p220sig45 August 17, 2003
by Coolripper8853 June 16, 2010
Criminal 1 . " Be careful for the lasers... they can call the police!"
Criminal 2 * steps on laser*
One second later...
SWAT team " You are under arrest for robbery!"
Criminal 2 * steps on laser*
One second later...
SWAT team " You are under arrest for robbery!"
by booommm May 8, 2020