wetter than an otter's pocket

your girl when she sees anyone who plays valorant walking down the street

p1 - yo does that guy have a jett hoodie?
p2 - holy shit that is omg im wetter than an otter's pocket
p1 - babe wtf if u wanted me to play valorant you could have asked

by DasFax123 February 24, 2021

Wetter than an otter's pocket

when your girl sees Loki Laufeyson/Tom Hiddleston.

Hiddlestoner

Me: omg I just saw Tom Hiddleston in a manbun for Loki Assembled!!

Bf: Hm... *starts to do man buns more*

Me: Fuck, I'm wetter than an otter's pocket

by Whowhoville August 9, 2021

hotter than an otters pocket

olivia

jade: wow olivia is hotter than an otters pocket

by fuckuberta August 2, 2021

Wetter than an otter's pocket

Like macaroni in a pot.

I got that bitch wetter than an otter's pocket

by Grundalina March 17, 2021

Wetter than an otters pocket

when you see johnny Depp

friend: Omg is that johnny?

you: yes omg. he’s so cute.

friend: bro you’re wetter than an otters pocket
you: yeah i know :)

by cumdrops April 17, 2021

Wetter than an otters pocket

Something cool i say when i think something is cool lol

Lily: Wow that chicken was wetter than an otters pocket last night luvvy

by • 🍫 m e l l o 🏳️‍🌈🖕• March 10, 2021

wetter than an otters pocket

your girl when she sees Nick Cannon

HIM: Damn baby girl your wetter than an otters pocket rn.
HER: I know Nick can shoot his cannon balls into my mouth.
HER: I WANNA ALSO BE BABY MAMA #20

by Stickitinmybootyhole August 28, 2021