A person with one testical, slang for an idot.
You stupid Pillock!
by rich September 9, 2003
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little ball of excrement left over in the hair around your anus (British)
You stupid pillock !
by Ed January 12, 2004
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A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis
Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...
by princess.peach December 30, 2010
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Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."
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Similar to Auto-Pilot, A noun for a person who seems to go around all day automatically being a pillock to someone.
John: Hey, you look fat today *Walks Off*
Jess: He just walks around all day doing that.
Tom: Yea thats because he's an Auto-Pillock
by RandyPancake October 18, 2010
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