The helmet you put on to protect your melon when you plan to get so stumble down shitfaced drunk that you can practically guarantee that your head will, at some point during the festivities, hit the pavement (or some other object) with enough force to seriously injure your skull if you weren't wearing it.
Pull her out of the hot-tub and find her clothes. And get her petey helmet out the truck. She's gonna need it.
by n tufnel May 28, 2005
a guy who drives fast and outta control and scares the shit outta his friends, especially any named allen. He's pretty skilled wth the ladies but never has a girlfriend. Loves to drink beer but definitly can't hold his liquor.
1. driver: "dude watch this!!!"
allen: "Holy Shit!!! Fuckin Petey!!!"
2.(dude walkin off with a smokin hot chick)
his friends: "...Fuckin Petey"
allen: "Holy Shit!!! Fuckin Petey!!!"
2.(dude walkin off with a smokin hot chick)
his friends: "...Fuckin Petey"
by zx fuckin petey xz August 26, 2010
Crazy ass ugly muthafucka who started his career by telling north carolina to take their shirts of and spin them around their heads like a helicopter.
Petey Pablo is a crazy muthafucka.
by Earl Foote February 4, 2005
A giant freakish-looking plant-monster that is clad in nothing but red and white polkadotted underwear. Attacks by either puking up toxic sludge (in Super Mario Sunshine) or by leaping up and stomping down, and swinging cages which are permanently welded to its arms (in Super Smash Bros. Brawl). Has also been spotted playing golf for some reason.
by Ricky Romero July 11, 2008
A professional wrestler from Ontario, Canada. Trained by Scott D'Amore. He is the inventer of wrestlings sickest move, the Canadian Destroyer, a flip piledriver. Rumor has it that he invented the move while Drunk, however this claim has not been proven to be true. Former TNA wrestling X Division champion, and captain of the Team Canada faction.
by Coo Coo Canuck June 10, 2006
by TipsyMa4Lyfe June 7, 2004
A derogatory slang used to insult an unsavory character. Originally founded by a group of close friends, petey stokoe, a young man from Chile, was always the village idiot or the laughing stock of the group. Eventually, an insult arose from the midst. Petey possesses an unusually large melon and a stupid face.
Prips: Look at that petey stokoe, what a bumbling idiot.
Tiko: Yes i concur, his head is huge and theres no way he's smarter than a mentally challenged dutchman.
Tiko: Yes i concur, his head is huge and theres no way he's smarter than a mentally challenged dutchman.
by Zoran Bozac October 17, 2007