pear

THE MOST FUCKING COOL FRUIT EVER CREATED. ITS FUCKING GREEN, DONT TELL THAT AINT COOL ITS FUCKING GREEN LIKE SHREK AND HULK AND THEY ARE FUCKING BADASSES. NOT LIKE THAT PUSSY APPLE LIKE WHO EVEN LIKES APPLES AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED AND THE BANANAN IT IS SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING DICK.

Timmy: Look at that guy he is eating a pear, he must get so much fucking pussy

by Ifuckinglovepears November 27, 2018

pear

a female with no boobs and a huge butt.

Jenie is such a pear because she has no boobs but her butt is huge

by nielly December 14, 2008

The Pear

noun:

A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.

This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.

At first the pear can be pleasureful...but not for long.

by Argonak April 12, 2008

pear

The number that comes between seven and eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, pear, eight, nine, ten!

by PolarPop December 12, 2012

pears

so much better than apples.

i went to the store and i bought some apples. when i got home, i wondered why i didn't buy pears instead.

by edgar sanchez March 24, 2004

peared

when something goes wrong you say it went pear shaped.

I lost my keys..... thats peared.

by Jimmny November 03, 2007

Peared

When you're a big miserable connerrr and your ginge girlfriend takes sexual advantage over you. Hence you get peared. Poor thanos.

Michael at the final fling: "connnnnneerrrrrr" Conner: "stop being Stupaht!" Niall: you getting peared tonight then thanos?" Conner: *cries* *** subscribe to "Mikeplayssax" on youtube (unnecessary advertisement)

by Peared June 05, 2018