Very possibly the best video game in the history of mankind, existence and the universe. If you haven't heard of this game you don't use your brain, you probably use your arse; or worse you are a poet. If you do not know of Oblivion a secret organisation whose name I cannot expose will come around to your place of residence and feed your balls to the dogs of hell or spray insect repellent in your eyes or insert spasm juice into your blood stream.
And if you have heard of it you are blessed by the Infinite Power Of Christ.
So you are either chosen by the messiah or you have a death wish.
And if you have heard of it you are blessed by the Infinite Power Of Christ.
So you are either chosen by the messiah or you have a death wish.
Superman: Dude, Oblivion Rocks!!
Jesus: Oh yeah man.
A Spasm ridden Leper: Whats Oblivion Dudes?
Superman: Lol... Wait you serious?
Jesus:Oh lord, give me strength, give me strength to kick this noobs ass!
Jesus: Oh yeah man.
A Spasm ridden Leper: Whats Oblivion Dudes?
Superman: Lol... Wait you serious?
Jesus:Oh lord, give me strength, give me strength to kick this noobs ass!
by The Stranger That Saved Your L August 1, 2009
n. The greatest Joint the world has ever seen. Made from a Rooster's plant, it's remains were buried beneath a white cross, beside the rolling stone, in a secret garden infested with gremlins. May it rest in peace.
guy #1 "hey man you remember when we smoked oblivion?"
guy #3 "hell yeah!"
guy number #2 to guy #3 "YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"
guy #3 "hell yeah!"
guy number #2 to guy #3 "YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"
by draykfyre August 24, 2010
The fourth, and worst installment of the series. with decent graphics, and in depth environments (look more Forrest) though the game has a following of people who have never actually played the originals. where ever Oblivion succeed it fails twice somewhere else. Oblivion lacks in that RPG game play that you look for in an Elder Scrolls game. and to add insult to injury they took the best race in the game (dunmer) and made them look like fat homoerotic smurfs with a 12 year old child's voice.
though this game wasn't bad, it was an utter disgrace for a TES game.
though this game wasn't bad, it was an utter disgrace for a TES game.
by Techfighterminal June 26, 2011
1) The ultimate FFX attack, except against Jumbo Flan, Zuu Mimic and Dark Cindy
2) The basis for the 2nd-hardest lemmings level - it eventually evolved into "Temple Of Oblivion", then "Dungeon Of Oblivion", then "Castle Of Oblivion"(the hardest).
2) The basis for the 2nd-hardest lemmings level - it eventually evolved into "Temple Of Oblivion", then "Dungeon Of Oblivion", then "Castle Of Oblivion"(the hardest).
by Steaver370 April 27, 2004
by Hayes April 23, 2006
1. A game manufactured by Bethesda Software. It is highly addictive and should be labeled as videocrack. The game has more depth than any other videogame ever created. It will become your second life and a source of happiness. After an addict has been using for more than 10 hours, he will lose all concept of reality and will lose track of time. Proceed with caution.
2. A realm similar to hell. It has people who look like darth maul, and tiny naked elf people who shoot fire from there hands and speak in tongues. Oblivion threatens to take over all of cyrodill and needs to be stopped.
2. A realm similar to hell. It has people who look like darth maul, and tiny naked elf people who shoot fire from there hands and speak in tongues. Oblivion threatens to take over all of cyrodill and needs to be stopped.
1. I've been playing oblivion all weekend. I didn't eat or sleep at all. My character is finally level 4 though!
2. I'm in obliivon and i can't find the sigil stone, FUCKING SCAMP KEEPS SHOOTING AT ME!!!!
2. I'm in obliivon and i can't find the sigil stone, FUCKING SCAMP KEEPS SHOOTING AT ME!!!!
by rmilkman January 22, 2009
The game in which you have to sell your mate to afford a computer good enough to run the game at high
by Communist KFC September 10, 2006