Number Three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Biggie JT October 01, 2022

When you use the bathroom for urination it's number one.
When you use it to defecate its number two.
When you use it to masturbate its number three.

Number one - Gold like the sun'
Number two - going poo
Number three - the devil sets my sperm free
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I just went number three on myself.

by VegSXEBassist August 17, 2007

number three

referring to a human female's menstrual session.

"...you seem cranky, do you need to go make a number three?

by SpiderMAH May 03, 2009

by Eddie July 14, 2003

When you walk in on somebody, and instead of them being on the toilet, they're masturbating

Man 1: "Oh My God! I'm so sorry!"
Man 2: "Hey, so you caught me taking a Number Three, it happens."

by Kathryn Santini August 15, 2016

man juice; semen. can be used as a verb or noun.

Lance had to number three in the sock after having unprotected sexual relations. Unknowingly, Liz later picked it up and wore it.

by shugachica69 October 04, 2007

Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005