by ® November 4, 2007
An enormous blond man who drinks heavily, talks about the sea all the time and for some reason always wears a little woolly hat.
Bobby's in hospital after getting beaten up by a drunk Norwegian who accused him of trying to chat up his trawler.
by Al Bum December 2, 2008
Skiing down a maountain almost naked while listening to black metal with a cheese slicer in one hand fish iin the other
by Defineatly_me June 9, 2017
Everyone thinks that a Norwegian person is blonde, have blue eyes and have very light skin. That's so not true..! I know, cuz I'm Norwegian, and I'm tired of people always asking me if I have collared my hear and if I'm using collared contacts. And we actually have very warm summers and its not always freezing, just so you know.
-Where do you come from?
-Norway..?
-Oh... Have you collared your hear?
-Um... No? Why?
-Isn't every Norwegian person blonde?
*Me walking away*
-Norway..?
-Oh... Have you collared your hear?
-Um... No? Why?
-Isn't every Norwegian person blonde?
*Me walking away*
by MoiKristine April 30, 2007
Completely incredibly person who's mental capacities far beyond that of any other human. Especially a Swede.
by anon. April 8, 2005
usually of those with blonde hair and skin that tans very easily; people from Norway. Very hot and sly white people
by hi- Liter November 9, 2003
(n) Highly educated person.
by Hank Feynman April 19, 2005