The grimmest and most frostbitten country in the world. Home of the Necrowizard, and his trve acolytes. Has many many many many fjords, moonforests, and wintermountains! Home of trve Acoustic Black Metal.
by Morbid Thor December 28, 2005
by Norwegian May 23, 2008
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by Male Burger May 22, 2017
Norway is one of the lamest countries in scandinavia.
Norwegians are generally extremly ugly (there are tales their 'race' heritages from trolls)
The Norwegian language are one of the funniest sounding languages in the whole of Europe. It's not uncommon for ex. Swedish people to break out in laughter when he or she hears a norwegian talk.
Norway is also hated by other countries for their cruelty to animals.
It's still legal to have intercourse with animals (2017) and even encouraged by parents in north of Norway to do so to relive sexual frustration due to the lack of womens in the north.
The nationalfood (nationalrätt) in Norway are "guleböj" wich is just a plain banana.
Everything in Norway is EXTREMELY expensive!
Most Norwegians are rascists!
Norwegians are generally extremly ugly (there are tales their 'race' heritages from trolls)
The Norwegian language are one of the funniest sounding languages in the whole of Europe. It's not uncommon for ex. Swedish people to break out in laughter when he or she hears a norwegian talk.
Norway is also hated by other countries for their cruelty to animals.
It's still legal to have intercourse with animals (2017) and even encouraged by parents in north of Norway to do so to relive sexual frustration due to the lack of womens in the north.
The nationalfood (nationalrätt) in Norway are "guleböj" wich is just a plain banana.
Everything in Norway is EXTREMELY expensive!
Most Norwegians are rascists!
by Loos3r February 3, 2017
A country that is better than Kenya.
Main exports: Black Metal, Vikings, Cross-country skiing (not really an export).
The scenery has inspired many an atmospheric metal band. Oh, and A-ha (y'know, with the Take On Me song?).
Main exports: Black Metal, Vikings, Cross-country skiing (not really an export).
The scenery has inspired many an atmospheric metal band. Oh, and A-ha (y'know, with the Take On Me song?).
by TimFS January 16, 2005