adorable boy. dreams of phat cheeses. talks a lot but it's cute. very tall and has yummy eyes

if he's reading this, hey pretty boy hahahahhahhah
me: JACOB NIEVES IS SO HANDSOME!!!!
jacob: true :)
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A sexy motherfucka, best footballer ever, a dog named Buddy (sexy as) and has a love for squashing fruits in a blue plastic bag. Also has a beautiful (real) fairy account with friends.
Did you hear about Nieve Wick escaping from the fairy hunters? Nieve Wick has such nice teeth!
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he gives me a toothache!!!! WHY IS HE SO PRETTY AND HANDSOME OMG PLEASE

killing me honestly
jacob nieves is my lover man
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A faggot/chav/lackey bastard who sniffs up other people's asses, hoping for them to drop a mere turd that is greater than their whole existence. Most Gay Nieves' are seen wearing too-tight ass shirts, usually with logos of bands. Gay Nieves' mostly just front about liking these bands and have most likely never even heard one of their songs. Gay Nieves' like new girls who like like a mix of Chinese-White-Dog breed. Gay Nieves' are usually cross-eyed, with down's syndrome, and take horrid Myspace picks, usually without clothing on, and nipples hard from watching gay porn.
The Gay Nieves climbed a tree with no shirt on, took out his camera, and posted the pic on Myspace.
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Army QB Reggie Nieves walks to Earth a hero to all mankind
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She plays basketball, and cooked justin in a 1v1. Also BRUTALLY rejected the guy who likes her, mr avatar man. She is known for liking basketball, and enjoys roasting justin.
Ayo, that girl is such a Analisa Nieves
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