Myspace Whore 

ok well, this is a person who justs adds every tom, dick and harry (people they dont know) to their myspace so their friends number will be extremely high.

"yeah that bitch has 2400988907 "friends" what a myspace whore."

Myspace Whore by Cayla April 13, 2006

Myspace whore 

Someone who claims to have 'lots of friends' and a 'busy social life' yet manages to log on to Myspace for at least five hours a day. They must have 394504659 friends or else LOL. They blog about everything from the MCR gig they attended to the fact they lost their eyeliner. They dream of logging on and seeing NEW COMMENTS! NEW PIC COMMENTS! NEW FRIEND REQUESTS! Etc, etc. They take a million pictures every day and choose the two most flattering and normally up the contrast to hide their spotty skin and add some shitty emo caption underneath to make themselves look 'creative'. In most pictures they are pouting and not wearing a lot. In others they're at some HxC gig with a bottle of beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other despite the fact they claim to be STRAIGHTxEDGE. They post bulletins every .576553645 seconds saying things like: 'comment my new pics BIATCHES! ILY! Kthanxbi.' Be warned that no scenesters or Myspace whores look anything like their pics in real life! LOL!

TiaTERROR is such a myspace whore.

Myspace whore by 4444 August 12, 2007

myspace whore 

a fucktard that sits at their computer all night looking at myspace and trying to make virtual friends because they hae none

sam and tim are such myspace whores

myspace whore by totalltruestory September 23, 2006

myspace whore 

Defined by the weekly article on damncrackers.com, a myspace whore put up almost nude pictures of herself and usually has more than 1000 friends. The myspace whore will usually mass add friends and tell people she is married or has a boyfriend, but still will spread her legs for anything that will leave a comment on her page.

Tila Tequila is a Myspace Whore because she is more than half naked in all her pictures and has over 1000 friends.

myspace whore by Derrick from DC September 19, 2006

myspace whore 

a dude or chick on myspace that have 1k-1gizzilionk of friends and all they do is be popular on myspace to strangers that they don't know.

that myspace whore has the angles, in too many of her pictures...

myspace whore by Duhast November 28, 2006

myspace whore 

A 'myspace whore' is a tag given to users of Myspace.com. They spend most of their day posting bulletins that make no sense as well as taking pictures of themselves in their bathroom mirror. They often spend alot on a digicam so that they can take good quality pictures of themselves all day. When taking pictures, girls usually wear big shades and have different colours in their hair, and guys usually have their face covered with hair to appear 'emo'
they then upload them to myspace and post constant reminders to their friends to comment on their pictures.

MYSPACE WHORE: Guess what?!1 I just bought a stones tee from hottopic!11111

Boy: Do you even know who the stones are?

MYSPACE WHORE: NO, BUT WHO CAREZ, I'M A MYSPACE WHORE!1

myspace whore by Ash JP May 1, 2006

Myspace whore 

A Myspace user who adds as many friends as they possibly can (including people they don't know), beg for comments and picture comments, and treat Myspace as a huge part of their life.

(Not to be confused with a Myspace sluts, which post slutty pictures of themselves)

1) If you have 400+ friends, you are probably a Myspace whore.

2) There was a huge fight at my sister's friend's school. Some girls were so mad that they threatened each other to take them off of their Top 8. (I'm not joking) These are Myspace whores.

Myspace whore by penoose March 26, 2008