A select member of a prestigous brotherhood whom display the arts of savagery, falconry, and muskratery. They are cut throat, relentless, and display unparralled habits. Whatever a muskrat says is law. If he claims you are wrong, then you are wrong. A muskrat is ruthless to the utmost degree.
by International Muskrat Scouting November 1, 2009
 Get the Muskratmug.
Get the Muskratmug. A drinking game started in Missouri area. It's played at the point when you're already very intoxicated. You sit in a circle and say either a word that could be funny, or a person doing an action that is funny. If a person laughs in the circle they take a shot or a sip of beer.
"Oh man guys I'm so fucked up, lets play muskrat!"
"why is it called muskrat?"
"because muskrats a funny word, now shut up and drank."
"why is it called muskrat?"
"because muskrats a funny word, now shut up and drank."
by poopmynamewaschoosen September 9, 2011
 Get the muskratmug.
Get the muskratmug. A safe word used when one is uncomfortable. Once the safe word is used all others must leave the user over the alone. This applies to men, women, all physical proximity offenders, and "gender undiscriminating" sexual predators.
Ethan: "Hey Mike, you look cute"
-Ethan then touches Mike leg-
Mike: "Muskrat!"
-Ethan sighs and moved a couch seat away, and cross his arms upset-
-Ethan then touches Mike leg-
Mike: "Muskrat!"
-Ethan sighs and moved a couch seat away, and cross his arms upset-
by 5725 July 18, 2012
 Get the Muskratmug.
Get the Muskratmug. Gross, look at that muskrat.
by ImNotSure123 February 20, 2011
 Get the muskratmug.
Get the muskratmug. What you call the most attractive person in your group of friends. Usually is perfect in every way and everyone is jealous.
"See that girl over there who is so beautiful and smart and perfect?"
"Yeah, she is a definitely a muskrat, dude!"
"AGREED!"
"Yeah, she is a definitely a muskrat, dude!"
"AGREED!"
by klasjdhladksjhfaldk December 14, 2013
 Get the Muskratmug.
Get the Muskratmug. Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.
Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?
Billy Bob: Yup.
Both: Ha ha ha ha!
Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?
Billy Bob: Yup.
Both: Ha ha ha ha!
by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017
 Get the Ford Muskratmug.
Get the Ford Muskratmug. by anargflarg February 24, 2018
 Get the Elongated Muskratmug.
Get the Elongated Muskratmug.