Muskrat

A select member of a prestigous brotherhood whom display the arts of savagery, falconry, and muskratery. They are cut throat, relentless, and display unparralled habits. Whatever a muskrat says is law. If he claims you are wrong, then you are wrong. A muskrat is ruthless to the utmost degree.

The muskrats did not approve of the actions of the Battle Creek Bandit.

by International Muskrat Scouting November 2, 2009

muskrat

A drinking game started in Missouri area. It's played at the point when you're already very intoxicated. You sit in a circle and say either a word that could be funny, or a person doing an action that is funny. If a person laughs in the circle they take a shot or a sip of beer.

"Oh man guys I'm so fucked up, lets play muskrat!"

"why is it called muskrat?"

"because muskrats a funny word, now shut up and drank."

by poopmynamewaschoosen September 8, 2011

Muskrat

A safe word used when one is uncomfortable. Once the safe word is used all others must leave the user over the alone. This applies to men, women, all physical proximity offenders, and "gender undiscriminating" sexual predators.

Ethan: "Hey Mike, you look cute"
-Ethan then touches Mike leg-

Mike: "Muskrat!"
-Ethan sighs and moved a couch seat away, and cross his arms upset-

by 5725 July 15, 2012

muskrat

A girl who looks like the animal (a muskrat).

Gross, look at that muskrat.

by ImNotSure123 January 31, 2011

Muskrat

What you call the most attractive person in your group of friends. Usually is perfect in every way and everyone is jealous.

"See that girl over there who is so beautiful and smart and perfect?"
"Yeah, she is a definitely a muskrat, dude!"
"AGREED!"

by klasjdhladksjhfaldk December 14, 2013

Ford Muskrat

GM/Mopar slang for Ford Mustang.

Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.

Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?

Billy Bob: Yup.

Both: Ha ha ha ha!

by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musks real name

did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro

by anargflarg February 24, 2018