(a.k.a. "MTX")

By far the best band to ever come out of the Bay Area punk scene and quite possibly one of the best bands of all time, period. Lead by the very fragile and sensitive, yet ironic and occasionally bawdy wordsmith, Dr. Frank.

MTX's songs are about girls, confusion, pain, remorse, anxiety, TV, despair, cruelty, misery, bitterness, etc.

(Dr. Frank eats 2 hotdogs & cheeseburgers and drinks Budweiser & Trumer Pils.)
My favorite song by the Mr. T Experience is 'Leave The Thinking To The Smart People' because it's especially kick ass.
by Yellow Datsun April 23, 2010
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The act of giving a woman multiple necklaces of male ejaculation.
ex. 1
Guy 1: Have you been Mr. T-ing that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yes...

ex. 2
Guy 1:OMG, I totally Mr. T-ed that chick last week.
Guy 2: LOL ROTFL LMAO!!!!
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Similar to an Abe Lincoln only with the Mr T you will need to shave the persons head. Cum on her face and down the center of her scalp, shave your pubic hair and stick it on your cum...all while saying eat your drugs, get 8 hours of milk, drink you sleep...or i Pity the fool
Did you hear about Kim? Yeah she got Mr T'd last night.
by Pink Panther24 January 9, 2010
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Mr. T's version of our own average, pitiful, England-originating, latin-based, taking-from-basically-all-languages language.
Where a normal guy might say, "I feel sorry for whoever ticks me off next..."

Mr. T will say, "I pity the fool who looks at me funny!"

(That was an example of Mr. T-glish, just so you know, since UD needs me to use "Mr. T-glish" in the example)
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An epic English teacher whom makes weird sounds throught her life time. She is sure to be at the top of anyone's charts. CHEAKS ON THE CHAIR!!!
Yo! Have you seen Mrs. T-Boss today?
Yah she be ballin!!
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Mrs. T-boss is a English Teacher of some sort who beats all other teachers. If you are to encounter this teacher beware of her rath. Although you must take percaution, she is a wonder teacher. She may make sound effects throughout your school year. Also, never ever forget to put your cheaks on the chair or she shall yell at you!
Sam: Woah you seen Mrs. T-boss today?
You: Yah man shes wack.
Sam: You know it!
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When someone uses excessive force and extreme seriousness in teaching you a lesson.
"Damn! He taught you a Mr. T Lesson!"
"I know this you undernourished penis monger! He threw me out a window for touching his beard!"
by Frank Berg February 21, 2009
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