Mortimer Goth

A character in all 4 sims games, who’s wife went missing, and daughter is going to marry a fuck boy. Mortimer is father of Cassandra and Alexander, husband of Bella and son of Gunther and Cornelia
Ever since his wife went missing he took in interest in Dina Caliente, his brother in law’s widow.

Mortimer Goth is one of the only elders alive in Pleasantview when you start a game there.

by BlankCanvas742 November 27, 2021

Mortimer error

To make a serious mistake or blunder (named after the infamous mr mortimer)

lee: "Ive put diesel petrol in my car...but it takes unleaded!"

dan: ...mortimer error!

by Daniel uce September 28, 2007

Purple Mortimer

The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.

Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!

by Oxford Flemming June 22, 2021

Face Book Post Mortim

When someone makes a post and no one either "likes" or "comments' on it

"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.

"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"

by WSH51 November 13, 2011

Mortimer

Lovely silly man with birds and a wide smile. Huge mouth. Bigger heart and lungs.

Me: look at that Mortimer … he fine as fuck

by Gimpsuitcrochet July 12, 2023

Mortimer

Lovely silly man with birds. Big wide smile. Bigger mouth. Biggest heart (and lung capacity).

Me: he is a lovely boy…must be a mortimer

by Gimpsuitcrochet July 12, 2023

Mortimer

When you call someone mortimer. Often times it means they are a homosexual individual. Mortimer’s are people that rape others including family members

Get away from jack, he’s a Mortimer.

by unknonnoymus January 26, 2023