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Morgan Freeman 

One freckly ole black man.
Oh snap, gramps look like Morgan Freeman!
Morgan Freeman by Kris Benson March 29, 2005

Morgan Freeman 

The man that, no matter what movie you see, will always be there. He is everywhere. Either narrating, acting, or just... Well, there. Has the most amazing voice along with James Earl Jones.

In simpler terms;
He's God. Literally.
Morgan Freeman is watching you read this. Don't deny it.

Morgan Freeman 

The friend who normally does the right thing... He/she isn't nessesarily a pussy bitch but he/she has morals and knows when to draw the line. The Morgan Freeman of the group will puff a j with you, but won't let you go driving around high off your tits
"Last night I honestly could've killed myself driving drunk if it wasn't for Johnny telling me it was a stupid fucking idea. We were so drunk and he still knew what to do! He really is a Morgan Freeman...

Morgan Freeman 

The bloke who's voice makes you think you're in a sauna
Random guy: " How'd you get here?"
Other Dude: "Morgan Freeman."
Random guy: "Same."
Morgan Freeman by Juan Deags December 4, 2017

Morgan Freeman 

The greatest narrator
The alpha and omega
The voice of God
He is God
"Come watch this documentary about history with me!"
"NO!"
"Morgan Freeman is narrating!"
"B!tch, scoot over!!"

Morgan Freeman 

a) noun

synonym for epicness or awesomeness; in its presence one is filled with awe

b) literary device
used to describe the feeling of having one's breath taken away by epic beauty or the like
a) "Wow, that is really Morgan Freeman..."

b) "I feel like I just died and woke up to the face of Morgan Freeman..."