monkey's chin 

The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.

See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam

"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."

monkey's chin by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

monkey's knee

a particularly scabby minge

"that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"

monkey's knee by frank pubes December 30, 2004

monkey's breakfast 

Often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.

"Christ mate. You don't want to wear that out tonight do ya? You'll look like a monkey's breakfast!"

Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!

monkey's breakfast by chucklemunch August 28, 2006

Monkey’s Blood 

Monkey’s Blood is Northern slang for Strawberry Sauce. This originated from Hartlepool due to hanging a monkey found on a shipwreck during the Napoleonic Wars of the early 19th century, believing him to be a French spy and giving people from Hartlepool the nickname of “Monkey Hangers”! Monkey’s Blood references the red colour of Strawberry Sauce to the blood of the monkey.

Can I have Monkey’s Blood on that Ice-cream please mate?

Monkey’s Blood by Silvergrey1 February 23, 2021

Monkey's Ass 

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

Monkey's Ass by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Monkey's Breakfeast 

When the man inserts a banana in the woman's vagina and eats the banana while performing oral sex. It got popular after a couple in New York told thier friends and the girl said it felt amazing.

Last night we did the Monkey's Breakfeast, it was amazing!

Monkey's Breakfeast by tikihead January 19, 2010

Monkey's Toe 

A nipple big enough to peel a banana.

"Her tit looks like a monkey's toe."

Monkey's Toe by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003