Someone who from far away looks delightful but upon closer inspection is ugly as sin.
Origin: Clueless
Origin: Clueless
by Katy Avila August 09, 2006

(pronounced mon-AY) a woman who looks attractive from afar, but upon closer inspection is physically disappointing.
A reference to the work of French Impressionist painter Claude Monet.
A reference to the work of French Impressionist painter Claude Monet.
Character 1: Hey, check out that brunette over there in the ticket line.
Character 2: No, dude, I just walked past her - total monet.
Character 2: No, dude, I just walked past her - total monet.
by A-Simm April 22, 2007

by COB PanchoVilla January 14, 2008

A minii size female.
That is flawless in everyway, and could never look ugly.
Some one you will forget.. And not love after you two are over.. She's care less to other people's feelings , and is very self centered. Careful now. She's bipolar as FUCK too.
That is flawless in everyway, and could never look ugly.
Some one you will forget.. And not love after you two are over.. She's care less to other people's feelings , and is very self centered. Careful now. She's bipolar as FUCK too.
by Hmm abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwsyz December 03, 2009

by Tana mongeau January 12, 2018

A term given to a female who looks good from a distance but not so good close up, just like a Claude Monet painting.
by jordybo December 10, 2012
