Mika

An absolute dickhead, zero social skills, man swine, falls asleep way to often.

He's just a lil bich.

Random Guy:"You remember that cutie from last night?"

Mika:"No sorry fell asleep."

by IDGAFABOUTNOMOTHERFUCKINGHOE March 27, 2018

Mika

Mika is a wonderful soul. She will never let you down, A Mika is always ready for a party, and will never decline anything! Even if she doesn’t want to do whatever it is. She has an awesome sense of humor and somehow always has a way to lighten up the mood, She is a Beautiful person and when she smiles everyone does because she’s just even more pretty when she smiles. When Mika is serious, it doesn’t last long because she is usually a giggly and fun person! If you even meet a Mika, hold on to her and don’t let her go!

Lola: WOW Mika is just the best!
Anais: I know right! It’s just crazy to have someone so nice!

by Sushi Mika February 16, 2019

Mika

defining the law of intelligence; stupid

The joke he just said was totally mika

by Ms.Doglover March 26, 2011

Mika

Maneater; cheating women whos main objective is to steal the souls of men while pissing off everybody around him. has few friends and has a severe craving for having a baby

Dude! have u met zachs new girlfriend?

Yea bro i heard shes a complete Mika.

by waka joe January 3, 2011

Mika

A perfect day.
Usually involving copious amounts of sex.
And maybe a tree kangaroo.

After ending my Sunday with a car fuck I realized I just had a Mika.

by Mahoutling March 5, 2007

Mika

Mika is a REALLY hot,sexy,nice knockered, swaggy girl who has MAJOR milf potential‼️

Mika is so hot, I’d hit!

by Evanpetes March 19, 2021

Mika

Mika is someone who is here to genuinely light up your day. Definitely the one in the friendgroup who's ready to defend the people they care about. Witty, talented, fucking hilarious, enthusiastic, and honestly just great to have around. They say they're lazy, but you know they try their best when it matters.
If you treat them badly, people are sure to come back and bite you in the ass for it if Mika doesn't already do it themselves. Expect your character shrine to be burned down the moment you cross them, or to be threatened with their undeniability of death Note.

Sunny: "What was that thing Mika said after you bumped first?"
Mosh: "You have been warned, there is no where to run! You will pay the price, I WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE!!"
Baku: "Yeah, that's definitely Mika..."

by WaifuEater June 16, 2021