Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.
Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.
Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.
by Richhobo October 25, 2013
When you find your way from day dreaming about sex to full on intercourse with your mind. No touching of the genitals. Just that pure, raw, emotional feeling. Your internal love is enough to propel you to climax. Usually done whilst laying in bed, thinking about a significant other or a crush.
I love her so much, whenever I think about her I find myself endulging in metaphysical masturbation.
by JGUMBY April 16, 2019
Metaphysical materialism is the metaphysical world view that reality is defined by matter, and the immaterial does not exist. This is similar to metaphysical naturalism, however naturalism is the idea that the universe only runs on natural laws, and materialism is the idea that the universe is only matter, so materialism as a metaphysical concept is an ontological view of the universe, while naturalism is a scientific philosophy that takes the premise of materialism and applies it to our understanding of the universe.
Metaphysical materialism is just a fancier way of saying materialism, both mean the same thing obviously. Most people just use materialism, but adding the term metaphysical to it clarifies that it is talking about a material world of the universe and not an obsession with wealth.
by Kelmeer23 March 17, 2023
An energetic virus contracted by hanging around people who are unconscious, un-evolved and bare the resemblance of a troll.
"I caught a metaphysical virus yesterday at that party under the 110 fwy."
"i think i caught a metaphysical virus last night from that soulless stripper."
"i think i caught a metaphysical virus last night from that soulless stripper."
by Beezyannie February 14, 2014
A rap crew in Canberra, Australia. The members come from backgrounds all over the globe including the UK, Spain, Australia, US and Columbia.
The group is best known in the Aussie hip hop scene for having Christian members.
The group is best known in the Aussie hip hop scene for having Christian members.
Having seen some of Australia’s greatest acts such as the Hospice crew, and a fairly large circle of graffiti artists, Canberra is a small place making a big name for itself; helping build this fast growing scene is Metaphysical Combat.
-Nurcha Records, May 2006
-Nurcha Records, May 2006
by ShazzyB May 24, 2006
An alternate world where an everlonging circus takes place, fueled by a psychedlelic atmosphere where the conductors inform you about their goals. They only aim to please its visitors, and when the show is almost over, you're guarenteed to ask them from more. The American Metaphysical Circus is hosted by The United States Of America, and will serve you with pleasure and pain. Or in other words, a world of colours and dreams.
Man 1: "I tripped out to The American Metaphysical Circus. I was surrounded by strange sounds and instruments, and in the center of my mind, they were torturing a bear."
Man 2: "Whoa man, sounds strange, how much does it cost?"
Man 1: "The cost of one admission is your mind."
Man 2: "hmm." (walks away)
Man 2: "Whoa man, sounds strange, how much does it cost?"
Man 1: "The cost of one admission is your mind."
Man 2: "hmm." (walks away)
by Metaphyscial September 19, 2010
A person who has spent years studying the human patterns but doesn't want to get a degree in therapy and also practices holistic healing. A person who desires to help the human race exist. Dana Abbott created this to help her friends and fellow humans to be better versions of themselves. She has a lot of knowledge and wants to share. She uses crystals, tarot cards, palmistry, art, cooking and many other medias to help heal the heart and soul and find humbleness and balance.
Dana is a Metaphysical therapist, it's like a life coach but instead of direction like a life coach it's healing the whole body to be better version of themselves.
by Luna Fulever September 13, 2023