2 definitions by JGUMBY
A resident of New York or New Jersey driving around in Pennsylvania with a license plate on the front of their car.
These front platers have no idea how to drive here in Pennsylvania! Go back to New York or New Jersey!
by JGUMBY August 6, 2023
When you find your way from day dreaming about sex to full on intercourse with your mind. No touching of the genitals. Just that pure, raw, emotional feeling. Your internal love is enough to propel you to climax. Usually done whilst laying in bed, thinking about a significant other or a crush.
I love her so much, whenever I think about her I find myself endulging in metaphysical masturbation.
by JGUMBY April 16, 2019