1. The computer-generated artificial reality in which everyone except Keanu Reeves and a handful of other actors reside, oblivious to the pain, suffering, and general crappiness of the real world.

2. A series of movies starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, and Carrie-Ann Moss that is practically the definition of awesomeness, so entirely, ultimately holy in its awesomeness is it.
1. L0L! t3h m4tr1x h45 j00! pwnt!!!!!1!

2. Dude, I like, don't understand those movies, because I'm a bumbling idiot who can't be bothered to think for more than 30 seconds about anything, dude...
by Holy Yoda August 7, 2005
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The Matrix it’s a more than a movie that tells how the world worked. Those generations are ruined because of social media. You might want to do the best to find yourself and understand what the social media is consuming about.
Agent: Well, we will get Morpehus into being the program.
Social Media: Well, the matrix has brought us here.
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Verb:To dodge something w/ superhuman ability.
"Dude, he threw that ball at me and i like matrixed it."
by Matry McMatrix November 30, 2003
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To dodge an incoming object with great speed and agility. Best if only used to describe somebody dodging something without moving their feet, similar to Neo dodging the agent's bullets in the first Matrix movie.
Let's say that someone throws a basketball at your head and you dodge out of the way by leaning a certain direction, being sure to not move your feet. You have just matrixed the ball. You may now say, "Dood, I matrixed the hell out of that!"
by Bryan Ward November 9, 2006
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To use light kung fu moves on your girlfriend in the style of NEO in the movie The Matrix
She came at me flailing, but I matrixized her real quick.
by mriley29 October 16, 2004
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the internet. a computer generated fake reality where even faker people live the fakest lives. inhabitants rarely exercise and although are extroverts 'online' are usually antisocial and have few friends in the real world. they live in blogs instead of blocks, watch youtube instead of real television, have twitter followers instead of friends, hang out on facebook instead of sports bars, make phone calls with skype instead of vodafone and em, change how they look with photoshop instead of plastic surgery and steal music and movies instead of money...smh
that guy spent so much time in the matrix he started to poke people in real life to get their attention and even once tried to photoshop a zit before he went out.
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
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(in sci-fi & the hypothetical Kardashev scale science theory)...

A simulated dimension powered by advanced technology, such as a super-computer. (Also known as a 'metaverse').
e.g: 'Many alien god theorists say that the gods were physical humanoid extraterrestrials who were so technologically advanced that they scientifically created their own matrix and moved into it where they became conscious divine holograms, but most mortals confused their matrix as a magical realm, because they didn't understand how its state of being was scientifically possible.'

(Notes: A matrix could be inside a device / computer (ie. a contained matrix) or a merged dimension outside of one (ie. an uncontained matrix). An uncontained matrix would be powered by all the stars, through advanced technology.

Please read my definition of a merged dimension and research The Kardashev Scale Theory for more information).
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis November 29, 2022
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