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Wing Manned 

The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.
MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?

MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.

MW-She was like 400 pounds

MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
Wing Manned by mpoppe August 24, 2009
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Maxxed out 

To get your ass kicked or kick someone's ass in a physical altercation.
Dude, Brian just got maxxed out by that huge Mexican lady for running his mouth.
Maxxed out by ISayTheNWord June 4, 2023

Spider manned yer dog lad

To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture
"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us

Blue Maned Hawk 

A rare species of hawk native to Michigan
Person: Oh shit it's a blue maned hawk!

Hawk: Bitchface McCockinator

Maxed Out 

Documentary film by James Scurlock that won the Special Jury Prize at the South by Southwest Film Festival in 2006. The film, featuring Robin Leach, Suzy Orman, Dave Ramsey and others tells a tale about debt in America.
The movie "Maxed Out" exposes the sleasy underbelly of predatory lending practices
Maxed Out by WebGuy August 9, 2007
To get rejected by someone of the opposite gender.
Hey, I heard you got manged last night. Sorry to hear about that.
Manged by King Snitz August 27, 2018