Kentucky's only real city, but it feels more like a small town. U of L basketball has tremendous support here. The only pros of the town are attractive-looking houses. Everything else is a dismal failure. The keyword that Louisville lacks is DESIGN. Everywhere you go, you see examples of poor design, whether it be roads with no street signs next to traffic lights, hundreds of potholes, Kroger's with its godawful layout, businesses without proper signage, whatever. The city has no urban planning whatsoever. It is a laughingstock to those who have come from at least half-decent cities.
Louisville was founded by retards who had children and generations later, their progeny still live there. Podunk hick towns along the highway are better than that shithole.
by SonOfSparda February 28, 2008
When deciding which Louisville to visit, remember that the one in Colorado has way better snow, and WAY better girls.
by zzcool04 March 15, 2012
This town is bootcamp for homosexuality.
If you aren't a fudge packer when you arrive you will be soon.
If you aren't a fudge packer when you arrive you will be soon.
by disabled dan April 4, 2005
A northern style city that prides itself on the Kentucky Derby and baseball bats but doesn’t really support either. The horse industry is based mostly south in the nicer city of Lexington and professional baseball is an hour away in Cincinnati. Louisville is kind of dirty and wants to be a rich and clean city like Lexington and also wishes that their basketball coach were as good as he was when he was in Lexington. All the great looking Kentucky girls live in Lexington too. To sum it all up, it would suck to live in Louisville but Lexington is awesome.
by Anywhere but 'ville May 8, 2006
She was Goooood, that Louisville P*ssy
by Papi Champu January 20, 2018
When a flexible man performs fellatio on himself. Typically a man from Louisville, KY that is REALLY into yoga.
His “date” was a bust so he we went home and played the Louisville Flute, apparently he’s quite the flautist.
by WOMBAT86 April 13, 2019
When you are having sex with a girl in missionary and you pull out and shuffle up her body like a crab and cum in her face. Absolutely electic move
I wanted to cum on her face but I was too far away, so I had to pull a Louisville shuffle to get up there.
by Derbychaser2019 May 5, 2019