Your going down on a girl while she has a yeast infection while she's on her period, and you chew on her vaginal lips like lasagne noodles. Feta cheese.
by Krispykreme! September 29, 2013
A mess made in between the layers of bed sheets that combines feaces and blood with semen on top as the cream sauce
After a long sex romp with friends Ferry's bed was full of blood and shit, his neighbor Chris blew his load on top making a bed lasagne
by Benderjoker69 June 12, 2015
The Layering of fecal matter between toilet paper in a dry toilet bowl when there is no available water to flush away the excrement.
by Number 2x2 July 2, 2013
by Fatty bubbleina July 27, 2016
by Gay Retarded Lasagna November 23, 2019
Vivian: Yo, Kev, I got some ho lasagne for you, better than last night
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.
by Butter Mike October 12, 2018
A vagina that has been well used.
Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.
It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a “fishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.
Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.
It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a “fishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.
by 🇨🇲 August 22, 2018