Landon is a badass, strong ass, cute ass, lookin' ass person.
Landon is a mystery to the world, he'll have your mind in a knot.
He is such a charmer, he'll put butterflies in your stomach just by the look he gives. His eyes catch everyone as his hair tops it off.
Landon is a strong mofo he'll beat ya ass just with a single hit. He finna beat ya ass if you lay a hand/finger on his girl and/or man.
In other words, he is the best person you'll ever meet.
Landon is a mystery to the world, he'll have your mind in a knot.
He is such a charmer, he'll put butterflies in your stomach just by the look he gives. His eyes catch everyone as his hair tops it off.
Landon is a strong mofo he'll beat ya ass just with a single hit. He finna beat ya ass if you lay a hand/finger on his girl and/or man.
In other words, he is the best person you'll ever meet.
by Korenouya June 19, 2019
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by 8long.shlong1 October 23, 2018
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I wish I could date a Landon.
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by WordsEachAreForYou October 12, 2018
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