Landon is a badass, strong ass, cute ass, lookin' ass person.
Landon is a mystery to the world, he'll have your mind in a knot.

He is such a charmer, he'll put butterflies in your stomach just by the look he gives. His eyes catch everyone as his hair tops it off.
Landon is a strong mofo he'll beat ya ass just with a single hit. He finna beat ya ass if you lay a hand/finger on his girl and/or man.
In other words, he is the best person you'll ever meet.
P1: Do you think Landon'll figure out I fucked his g---
L: Finish that sentence. I dare you bitch.
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A horny ass motherfucker who wants to watch pornhub all the time.
Landon: you guys wanna watch pornhub?
Angel: shut the fuck up landon.
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Loves sucking dick and slurping up all that delicious and sexy cum.
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Landon is a tall, handsome white boy. Typically, Landon will have about an 8.1 inch dick. Although tall, white and skinny, Landon’s have the dick of an African American. Landons are nice and caring, however, they are very manipulative by nature. They don’t have much drive, just big dicks and manipulative tendencies.
Guy A: *whips out colossal dick*
Guy B: “Wow, that is one large penis! Almost as big as Landon’s!”
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Landon is dangerous. Not because he's a bad person, but because he's simultaneously funny, kind, and a great listener, as well as being super hot. Landon will fuck with your mind. He'll make you think you like him when you are friends and he's dating your other friend. You'll invite Landon too a party, and he'll leave the party he's already at to hang out with his lower-social status friends. He seems like a douche until you get to know him. He teases you and knows exactly what to say to make you laugh. He is a player, but once he finds someone he likes then he treats them like royalty. He is an great kisser. Landon is amazing, and any girl would be lucky to date him.
I really want Landon back, he was great.
You're so lucky that you're dating Landon!
I wish I could date a Landon.
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Landon is the tallest person you know. His perfect blonde hair and his soothing blue eyes. He loves playing games where height gives you an advantage like basketball. Landons are always HOT... If you get a chance to date one go for a kiss they all can kiss fantastically. He loves hugs and is an amazing hugger. And loves to tease around the people he likes and for his special someone he always teases her no matter what.
YOU SEE LANDON? HE IS SO HOT!!

ME AND LANDON WERE MAKING OUT LAST NIGHT. HE IS AN AMAZING KISSER
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