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Landon is a tall, handsome white boy. Typically, Landon will have about an 8.1 inch dick. Although tall, white and skinny, Landon’s have the dick of an African American. Landons are nice and caring, however, they are very manipulative by nature. They don’t have much drive, just big dicks and manipulative tendencies.
Guy A: *whips out colossal dick*
Guy B: “Wow, that is one large penis! Almost as big as Landon’s!”
by 8long.shlong1 October 24, 2018
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