King

Someone who doesn't have shit all over them.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
First person: "Who's that?"
Second person: "Must be a King."
First person: "Why?"
Second person: "He doesn't have shit all over him."

by Morrissey Man March 10, 2005

The King

A man dressed as a king that breaks into your house at night and gets into your bed. When you wake up he will be in your bed with you to offer you breakfast.

Dude I woke up with the king today!

by tehmarioman December 1, 2005

The King

The guy who sits on his ship wondering what's for dinner because he thinks he's going to die.

The King: "Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner."

by sapphire.lombardi June 7, 2009

King

Another word for “long.”

“Look at the line for that roller coaster, it’s king.”
“My hair is getting really king…I need a haircut.”

by MeaningsDiscovery August 15, 2022

King

The best, the most awesome.

Yo bredrin have you heard the new mic righteous album?
Yeah blud it's King innit

by Yourboy monse October 26, 2016

kings

A drinking game using all 52 cards in a deck, drawn one at a time. Rules vary from place to place, with each card meaning a different activity must be done, but the game has one common feature all over the world: the kings cup. This cup is placed in the middle of the table, with the cards around it. Whenever a king is drawn, the person who draws it must pour some of his/her drink in the kings cup. The unlucky bastard who draws the fourth and final king in the deck must chug whatever is in this cup. Can often be some nasty, ungodly concoction if people are playing with different drinks.

I almost shit myself when I saw the dreaded fourth king and realized I'd have to drink that disgusting mix of Irish Stout, Smirnoff Ice, and white russian.

by Nick D July 19, 2004

king

King is a handsome young man, who's very charming,smart, full of life and will one day marry someone's beautiful daughter, he will BE rich and live happily ever after

King has a big dick ..... omg I know
Awe that guy is a real lady pleaser

Wow King is smart
Dad I want to be like king when I get older

King with that fuck a nigga

by King Zion December 23, 2016