You see, Kim Kardashian is just like a car wash, she seems fresh but then you marry her and two weeks later, shes dirty again.
by YourMansFavoriteForeign March 24, 2016
A Kim Kardashian is the result of two monkey's butt sex. A Kim may be formed between to lesbian or gay apes. The animals are rare, as only one is in existence. They often end up famous for reasons we don't know. They are generally hated.
by JG boss January 22, 2012
The dumbest celebrity in Hollywood.
Got famous for nothing and is like 99.9 % plastic.
People says she has nice curves but in reality she's just fat.
Got famous for nothing and is like 99.9 % plastic.
People says she has nice curves but in reality she's just fat.
Idiot friend: I love Kim Kardashian
Smart person: You're kidding, right?
Idiot friend: No, I like her
Smart person: we can't be friends.
Smart person: You're kidding, right?
Idiot friend: No, I like her
Smart person: we can't be friends.
by Snowpiercer November 12, 2015
by MORTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYYYYYYYYY December 7, 2015
by the only not narcissistic girl October 31, 2015
An ugly woman who is only noticed for her surgery. She has a disgusting, fake ass that makes her look like an oiled up inflated sex doll. Very vain, but literally has nothing to be proud of seeing as 99 percent of her body parts are plastic. Idiots actually like her lip kits and think they'll look like her if they blow into a glass.
by Lalareal January 26, 2018
by ElizabethFJane June 5, 2016