Khaled

monkeys from Saudi Arabia who have huge heads and huge ears

by sexlover4200 February 14, 2019

khaled

random Man which seems to stand outside schools and libraries, often takes home small children and animals, sometimes a mix of the two. he does not actualy have a home, but lives in a sort of, rubbish/garden room.

"Carefull kids don't talk to that khaled as you leave."

"Oh khaled you're just soooooo sexy with all your small human/animal children. (sometimes reffered to as Humals.)

by Dittma93 March 6, 2009

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When yo man won't go down on you because you stay home raising his kids instead of working, but expects you to gobble that dick cuz it's your duty.

Man: "I feed and clothe you, so you should suck my dick and I ain't reciprocating."
Woman: "Bitch don't Khaled me, you go down or you get out."

by TifaCorn May 6, 2018

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A typical waste man often found hanging around a leisure center or school most probably Rushcliffe. the sort of person u just want to walk up to and rip their nipples of! Most of them are uniks

God That guy is such a Khaled hes acting like a right Bakari!

by Benji-mon January 9, 2008

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a very big geek.
one who generally is irritable for no apparent reason and hates 16 year old females for god knows what reason. a khaled is someone who loves school way too much because he has no friends and no one likes him.

look at that kid with his nose buried in his chemistry book.he must be a khaled.

by fatima898 January 31, 2009

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