A jonty is a posh, early 20s dubstep fan that talks in rudeboy slang. Can be spotted usually wearing an Obey snapback with a Supreme t-shirt or some assorted primark Aztec. Has a bossy ketamine-addled posh girlfriend called Pippa (see tags).
Outlook festival is back to back Jontys.
I'd avoid FWD tonight mate it's Jonty central.
Put down that Obey snapback you Jonty.
I'd avoid FWD tonight mate it's Jonty central.
Put down that Obey snapback you Jonty.
by Daddy Alfie September 6, 2012
by jake Green September 2, 2007
Guy: Oh man, i feel so bad about dave
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: I was always a cunt to him, he came across as a jonty that's all
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: I was always a cunt to him, he came across as a jonty that's all
by JamesHanna September 28, 2011
a skinny white boy with blonde hair he has no muscles at all and he does heaps of drugs and gets into his fair share of fights. rolls people in his spare time
by dopplegangercity September 15, 2018
An absolute bitch but an amazing person the best buddy who almost always has ur back loyal, honest, realistic and kinda dumb but most importantly a great friend and person
by Sexybro69420 September 9, 2022
by LRS December 24, 2004
by One, One, ONE July 6, 2018