Jonathon

Funny person and has the best friends he could ask for they are so cool 😎

Jonathon

by Cool guy 2009 November 30, 2021

Jonathon

Jonathon is a great human being who can make friends with almost everyone, he is into technology and somehow manages to get hurt in every sport, he is amazing to everyone but doesn’t realize how important he is.

Be like jonathon he is cool, and pet a girl named Sarah her reaction will be funny.

by Immmapotatoe May 24, 2019

Jonathon

The name of a paticuarly annoying friend or incident. Could be used to replace "moist".It is the word for someone or something that is so annoying or idiotic that it cannot be explained any other way.

"Dude, I had such a Jonathon day"

"I hate that guy. He's such a Jonathon"

"My girlfriend broke up with me"
"Jonathon times for you"

by don'tforgetthemilk1414 November 13, 2011

Jonathon

HOT. 🥵 super sweet and funny has a 15 inch dick and let’s you put your foot on his thigh in the middle of class and then gets in trouble because the teacher hates him. VERY FUNNY and maybe a little shorter then you

I love you babe❤️❤️🥵😘

Friend: who’s your bf?

Me: Jonathan... hes so hot

Jonathon is super funny and hot

by Love y’all and love in Texas November 12, 2019

Jonathon

Similar to a melvin, but more brutal. originated in Foster City California back in 1987. Reach underneath the groin area and interlock your fingers. Then lift up and down vigorously effectively crushing genitals. The result is your buddy falling to the ground during the act of performing the "Jonathon"

See Definition of Jonathon. Belittles the melvin. One step further

by Da Skrill July 10, 2006

Jonathon

slang term for toilet. and extension of the slang term 'John'.

Had a heft curry last night, must pop off to feed jonathon

by Borne February 12, 2006

jonathon

a multi use word, which can be entered for either an object, place or person, when the speaker is either A: too stoned,- or B: too lazy - to be bothered to locate and use the correct word for the occasion.much used by teenage males when talking to other homeies from da hood.can also be shortened to 'jon'

1. ok ma..im just going down da jonathon

2. alright jon what u doin?

3. have you seen my jonathon, it was here a minute ago????

by mother-by-proxy July 18, 2008