Jonathon is a very conceited human being who always thinks he’s cute asf and he really is. Jonathon has a warm heart and will always give his all for his special girl. His laugh sounds like a winded bottle and his hair looks like eyebrow hair. But all jokes aside jonathon is definitely someone you want to keep forever by your side and there isn’t any other Jonathon out there like the one you have now.
Jonathon to absana: “headass give me some reeses”.
Absana: “stfu you dumbass and come here grab some before I chop your beard off.”
Jonathon: “ why you so feisty”, “me likey”
Absana:🤪🤪
Absana: “stfu you dumbass and come here grab some before I chop your beard off.”
Jonathon: “ why you so feisty”, “me likey”
Absana:🤪🤪
by Jonathon-Absana October 24, 2019
Jonathon is a great human being who can make friends with almost everyone, he is into technology and somehow manages to get hurt in every sport, he is amazing to everyone but doesn’t realize how important he is.
by Immmapotatoe May 24, 2019
The name of a paticuarly annoying friend or incident. Could be used to replace "moist".It is the word for someone or something that is so annoying or idiotic that it cannot be explained any other way.
"Dude, I had such a Jonathon day"
"I hate that guy. He's such a Jonathon"
"My girlfriend broke up with me"
"Jonathon times for you"
"I hate that guy. He's such a Jonathon"
"My girlfriend broke up with me"
"Jonathon times for you"
by don'tforgetthemilk1414 November 13, 2011
HOT. 🥵 super sweet and funny has a 15 inch dick and let’s you put your foot on his thigh in the middle of class and then gets in trouble because the teacher hates him. VERY FUNNY and maybe a little shorter then you
I love you babe❤️❤️🥵😘
I love you babe❤️❤️🥵😘
by Love y’all and love in Texas November 13, 2019
Similar to a melvin, but more brutal. originated in Foster City California back in 1987. Reach underneath the groin area and interlock your fingers. Then lift up and down vigorously effectively crushing genitals. The result is your buddy falling to the ground during the act of performing the "Jonathon"
by Da Skrill July 10, 2006
by Borne February 12, 2006
a multi use word, which can be entered for either an object, place or person, when the speaker is either A: too stoned,- or B: too lazy - to be bothered to locate and use the correct word for the occasion.much used by teenage males when talking to other homeies from da hood.can also be shortened to 'jon'
1. ok ma..im just going down da jonathon
2. alright jon what u doin?
3. have you seen my jonathon, it was here a minute ago????
2. alright jon what u doin?
3. have you seen my jonathon, it was here a minute ago????
by mother-by-proxy June 19, 2005