Jabroni

1: The title given to Socrates by visiting Roman philosophers.
2: Someone exhibiting reasoning ability as poor as that of Socrates.
Marcellus: I don't understand all the hype about Socrates, that jabroni reasons worse than a drunken germanic slave.
Marcus: Indeed, that jabroni should be thrown to the lions!
by M. Topcuoglu October 04, 2005
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Jabroni

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.
Travis Kelce: “How about this beautiful trophy!

I got some wise words for that Cincinnati mayor…know your role and shut your mouth you Jabroni!”
by SYNTHVEN January 29, 2023
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Jabroni

One who does not know his/her role
Shut up and know your role jabroni!
- The Rock

I have no idea what I I’m supposed to be doing, I’m such a jabroni.
by Esprack619 June 14, 2018
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Jabroni

A particularly un-bro type of bro.

Means "asshole".

Also said by The Rock - A former wrestler.
Yeah, he was such a Jabroni.
by NotaJabroni January 10, 2011
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Jabroni

A kid that thinks he's the shit, but is a total fag. a loser, poser, and shit talker
Dude Dillon Silkwood your a Jabroni
by Big V 40 April 16, 2010
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Jabroni

1. a scrub, one who lives the scrub life.

2. an italian profanity used to describe and "asshole" or "jerk" when talking about a person
1. Sick, that kid is so dirty, he is most definitely a jabroni.

2. This jabroni was smarting off to me, so I kicked his ass.
by Jubee Sanchez December 14, 2008
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Jabroni

When you order a Jameson shot at a bar and nobody else around you wants a shot. It’s now a Jabroni not a Jameson.

By rule- when you drink it, you must raise a toast loudly to “all the Jabronis”
I ordered a round of Jame-o for the group and nobody wanted one, so I ended up with a Jabroni
by Akuladog March 25, 2021
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