JMU 

Just Missed UVa. For all of those who didn't quite make it to UVa...but a good college none the less.

GUY:"So where do you go to college?"
JMU GUY: "I go to JMU."
GUY: "so you didn't get into UVa...bummer."

JMU by jman October 29, 2004

jmu 

JMU= Just Missed UVA

JMU Student- "Yeah I go to JMU"
UVA Student- "Just missed UVA huh"

jmu by ahhbuddy July 13, 2006

jmu 

james madison university.
also known as JM EWWW

he used to be a nice church boy, and now he goes to JMU.

ohh JM EWWW. yeahhh wtf?!

jmu by kaitlins way October 22, 2006

JMU 

jo' mama university

Senior year of high school:
"So, have you heard from colleges?"
"Yeah, I got into JMU last night."
"Oh, James Madison University?"
"No, Jo' Mama University."
OR:
"I got a degree in anal penetration, with honors, from JMU...Jo' Mama University!"

JMU by Nick D February 25, 2003

JMU Uniform 

People that only wear Northface sweaters, Ugg Boots, and have an orange tan.

I got on the bus the other day and everyone around me was wearing the JMU Uniform, it's ridiculous.

JMU Uniform by Anti-JMU Girl March 18, 2009

JMU soccer player 

A soccer player at JMU; have extremely hot bodies (very sexy abs), only has friends who are other soccer players. Also a player who thinks he can get with any girl because he's is in the soccer team, even if he doesnt play. Known for their style and accents (if they are european). Have plenty of STDs, continue to get girls and never call them the next day. Also throw awesome parties at the soccer house.

"I had sex with a JMU soccer player last night, he didnt even ask for my number; so typical"

JMU soccer player by jmusoccer February 28, 2010

jmu diploma 

Proof that you are a drunk

Dude, I thought you were shitting me about having alcohol poisoning 18 times but then you showed me your JMU Diploma and my jaw dropped.

jmu diploma by dajakester July 8, 2011