A soccer player at JMU; have extremely hot bodies (very sexy abs), only has friends who are other soccer players. Also a player who thinks he can get with any girl because he's is in the soccer team, even if he doesnt play. Known for their style and accents (if they are european). Have plenty of STDs, continue to get girls and never call them the next day. Also throw awesome parties at the soccer house.
"I had sex with a JMU soccer player last night, he didnt even ask for my number; so typical"