Proof that you are a drunk
Dude, I thought you were shitting me about having alcohol poisoning 18 times but then you showed me your JMU Diploma and my jaw dropped.
by dajakester July 07, 2011
$100,000 toilet paper
I was reading some job applications this morning. I found someone's who listed JMU as their education. As I was laughing my ass off, my secretary commented that walmart has toilet paper for $.99 and is a lot smoother than a JMU diploma
by UVA Law July 02, 2011