toxic intuition

When a ex comes back into your life as soon as you get over them. It usually happens multiple times.

“Omg girl dashawn just texted me and I’m just now getting over his ass.”

“Oh bitch that’s toxic intuition.”

toxic intuition by Karissa... April 26, 2020

woman's intuition

Something that every woman has where you just know. Whether it's that your lover is cheating on you or you get uneasy vibes from a co-worker, it's that gut feeling telling you that something is wrong. It may come in the form of a dream, deja vu, a funny feeling, all three, or something else. Never doubt this feeling. Ever.

I'd had many unsettling dreams and my woman's intuition told me that my best friend was sneaking around with my ex-boyfriend, and when I confronted her about it turned out I was right.

woman's intuition by meaghanofthesea March 16, 2009

woman's intuition

The reason woman give for making decisions, based on information they don't want you to know they have.

-"how did you know where my brother keeps his condoms?"
-"woman's intuition"

woman's intuition by NOTaMIME April 17, 2015

subconscious intuition

One's ability to purposely commit an inadvertent act, without any type of forethought.

The ability to act upon immediate cognition.

Evan's subconscious intuition led him to stab his girlfriend during a live news report which she was brodcasting from Times Square. That was not a smooth move; It landed him 20 years of solitary confinement.

subconscious intuition by Jack Geezy November 9, 2006

male intuition 

Assembling a gadget without reading instructions, throwing the extra parts out with box, then calling manufacturer and telling them they weren't included when gadget doesn't work.

Sorry I was late. I installed my GPS via male intuition and got to know your development really well over the past 30 minutes.

male intuition by TissPee April 21, 2008

lover's intuition 

When two lovers seem to know how the other is feeling, even when they are apart.

Julie had been feeling sad all day, when she received a surprise message from her lover (Mark) asking her if she was alright.
Julie had never told Mark she was sad, but his lover's intuition told him something was wrong.

lover's intuition by PurpleParadox April 15, 2012

Family Guy intuition 

1. A situation where an episode of Family Guy discussed a few days prior appears on the television.
2. When talking about Family Guy, watching it a few days later to find that it is the episode you had previously referenced.

Rebecca: "Hey, you remember when I referenced the Family Guy episode the other day where Brian makes Stewie slam his head on the windshield."
Matt: "Yeah, what about it?"
Rebecca: "That episode is on right now. I totally had Family Guy intuition."

Family Guy intuition by BeccaB93 June 19, 2010